Huzzah and Hello, weirdos! Today marks the fifth annual Weird Valentine Gift post here at WriterJax, and this year is a good one. It’s almost as though society in general has, somehow, become more accepting of the fringe.
I kid. Still, as we head toward VD 2020, I give you five contenders for holiday gift-giving. Go forth and browse to your heart’s content!
Don’t Torture Yourself, Gomez.
Send your favorite horror-file, or least-favorite-person in general, a bouquet of Dirty Rotten Flowers this year, like The Morticia arrangement below. Bonus: the testimonial page on this website is gold, Jerry. Gold.
You Had Me at Au Gratin
For the pun-tacular person in your life who’s all ears, I give you the Potato Parcel. This item was actually featured on Shark Tank and has been sending spuds around the world ever since, including those adorned with photos of the recipient.
No one knows ’til death do we part like Jack and Sally. Let’s celebrate that love with gaudy-ass jewelry.
Put Some Pink in your Drink
This is too pretty not to share: pink chai tea from Lee.
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Różowo mi dzisiaj 🌹 pink chai od @lees.provisions ugotowana na mleku kokosowym, łyżeczka Lunar + Bliss od @byerikaelizabeth ( min. ashwaganda i shatavari ) oraz troszkę sproszkowanego buraka i jadalne płatki różane 💕 #pinklatte #adaptogenlatte #różowelatte #adaptogeny #ashwaganda #byerikaelizabeth #leesprovisions #mlekokokosowe #dietaroslinna #dietawegańska #żrętrawę
The Rest is Gravy
No Valentines Day is complete without something unctuous, and when it comes to unctuous, I always vote gravy.