SKC Page 43: Deep-fried Curried Chicken

Next up in the Small Kitchen Cookbook Page-by-page (and yes, it’s been a while): Deep-fried Curried Chicken; Entrees (poultry), Page 43.

In my effort to stay as authentic to this Mad Men era cookbook as possible, I actually bought, as specified, two broiling chickens and cut them into eighths, along with pieces of my fingers.

I’m not going to do that again. While we all have different thoughts about the mass production of poultry, pre-portioned chicken pieces are readily available in the modern grocery store, and for the purposes of this dish that’s a good thing.

I also took some liberties with the paper bag ‘n’ shake method, since I only had plastic on hand. Otherwise, I stayed pretty close to the original recipe, and the end result is very yummy. The seasoning is flavorful and it cooked fairly evenly (though a lighter touch with the batter seemed to hold up better than a thick coating). We even had fresh parsley in the garden ready for garnish.

Overall, this recipe earned three-and-a-half jaunty cherries, and a green-light for day-after reheating.

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Scorrrres! Ranking Film Franchise Music (It’s Harder than it Sounds)

In my ongoing partnership with the Geek Salad Radio podcast (read: I steal their ideas for blog content), I’ve signed on as one the ‘rankers’ of major movie franchise film-scores for an upcoming episode.

We’re not talking independent soundtracks here, but rather the ‘official’ music of each film. In their geeky wisdom, the GSR crew chose a set of nine franchises that are all very much in the forefront of the pop-culture-picture; even the older ones. From hobbits to super heroes to space rangers, they’ve chosen a nice little swath, here. That’s not to say this wasn’t a much harder task than I thought it would be though.

Some choices were easier than others — we are all our own kind of geek, and my particular strain favors Tolkien and Lucas more than it does Captain Kirk and whatever-the-hell the DC Extended Universe is.

But, I made a commitment — and also a Spotify set list to discern my true favorites of each franchise, on some level anyway. So here we go… with fervor.

Lord of the Rings

  1. Return of the King — The last of the series, and probably the most vocal-heavy, this score includes the full ‘Gondor’ theme, Edge of Night, featuring Pippin (Billy Boyd) singing a song inspired in-part by a Tolkien poem, and the Oscar-winning Into the West, sung and co-written by Annie Lennox.
  2. Fellowship of the Ring — The first of the series, so it earns big points for bringing the LoTR sound to the screen. Also Enya.
  3. The Two Towers — I feel like this score is the most battle-heavy, and there’s something to be said for that when you’re trying to psych yourself up for a meeting.

All composed by Howard Shore.

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Harry Potter

  1. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban — This is another of the easier choices for me to make — I actually own this soundtrack and love playing it around Halloween, especially the Frog Choir’s rendition of Something Wicked This Way Comes. Composed by John Williams.
  2. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone — Another nod to the origin of the music — I still get chills when those first few, tinny piano notes open the film. Composed by John Williams.
  3. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, part 1 — I feel like I may enjoy this soundtrack because it’s a return to the tone abandoned by the goon-bag who is Nicholas Hopper. Alexander Desplat is nothing if not a brood, so he was a good choice to get back to the darkness of the story.

Star Wars 

  1. The Empire Strikes Back — It may seem odd to a layman to choose the second film of an historic franchise over the first, but the reason why is three words long: The Imperial March.
  2. A New Hope — The first (jarring) time we hear the Main Title, as well as the first appearance of Leia’s (less-jarring) Theme.
  3. The Force Awakens — My choice here was between The Force Awakens or Rogue One, and it was close. But Rey’s Theme and the Jedi Steps pushed the force over the top.

All composed by John Williams

Star Trek

  1. Star Trek — Into Darkness — Ok, this was a franchise I had to do some homework on. I have a good feel for some of the earlier movies from the eighties, but I haven’t seen any of the reboots. I downloaded each score, though, and Michael Giacchino took the top spot for me because I like how far away it gets from the old, campy themes, while still giving it a nod from time-to-time.
  2. Star Trek, the Motion Picture — Continuing my propensity toward placing origin films in second place, I  like this score because it’s by one of my favorite composers — Jerry Goldsmith — and I find it kind of quaint in spots.
  3. Star Trek II — The Wrath of Khan — I like James Horner, and I like his take on this classic (?) sequel. He was only 28 when hired, and pioneered 1980s film-score-synthesizer use, for better or for worse. There is even an invented instrument in the mix called a Blaster Beam.

DC, Regular Length Universe

  1. Superman –– The fact that I don’t understand the difference between the “DC Universe” and the “DC Extended Universe” may have me disqualified right out of the gate here, but I think the OG 1978 Superman has to take number one. Can You Read My Mind? — By John Williams.
  2. Supergirl — I loved this movie and I have discovered through this process that I still love the soundtrack! It was composed by Jerry Goldsmith, who incidentally lost out on composing for Superman due to scheduling conflicts.
  3. The Dark Knight — Easily the darkest of all Batman scores, much of the music was inspired by German industrial bands and old-school punk rock. Composed by Hans Zimmer and James Newton Howard.

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DC Extended Universe 

  1. Suicide Squad —This is the “universe” with which I’m least acquainted. It also, unless I screwed up somewhere, seems very small for a universe. But, ironically, the exceedingly crummy film Suicide Squad’sscore (again, not the soundtrack, which is actually pretty kick-ass), has proven to be my favorite in the last week or two of research. It’s gritty, rock-inspired, and fun to listen to when  you’re angry-cleaning the basement. Composed by Steven Price, who apparently is seven months older than I am, and I’ve done nothing with my life.
  2. Justice League —Danny Elfman stepped in to compose this score after two other composers dropped out, and it’s not his best effort. But even Danny Elfman phoning it in is better than the score for…
  3. Wonder Woman — I have to be honest, I really don’t like this score by Rupert Gregson-Williams — I think the dynamics are bad and it’s boring. But I don’t have a lot to work with here, and I refuse to give Batman v. Superman any kind of meaningful space.

Marvel Comics Universe

  1. Iron Man —  I’m thoroughly confused now. Why is this a universe and the other Marvel Comics franchise isn’t? Is it more of a galaxy? A fiefdom? I had to take a deep soundtrack-dive for this list, too … but I do like this score. It’s very heavy metal with a lot of guitars and hard drums, and feels like a “new classic” when it comes to super-hero soundtracks. Composed by Ramin Djawadi when he was only 34, the music earned him a Grammy nomination. You may have heard his work on TV, too — he’s currently known as the Game of Thrones / Westworld guy in many circles.
  2. Avengers — Age of Ultron — Danny Elfman co-composed this sweeping epic of a soundtrack with Brian Tyler, who seems to have grabbed most of the attention for it.
  3. Ant-Man — I haven’t seen this movie, but I downloaded the soundtrack by Christophe Beck, and while it sounds a little car-chasey, apparently that’s what Beck was going for. I also see his name on my TV screen frequently, as he scored Frozen, and I have a four-year-old.

Marvel Comics, non-universey

  1. Spider-Man — Oh hey, Danny Elfman. Haven’t see you this on-top of your game since Beetlejuice. Thanks for this awesome score … it’s one of the best things about the movie. That and Bruce Campbell.
  2. Spider-Man II — Another Danny Elfman joint, this score expands nicely on the original. I may be biased here as a fiddle player, but I also enjoy this score because it’s very string-laden. There are even violoncellos.
  3. Blade — Hi, Steve and Andy. Blade. Remember Blade? Remember how much I fucking hated Blade, and people talking about Blade? Well, this started as a joke, but damn if I don’t really enjoy this score. I may even add it into my Blogtoberfest playlist this year. Composed by Mark Isham, who has worked on films much worse than Blade. I’m looking at you, Nell.

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BONUS ROUND: Bond Songs!

  1. If you have a free moment or two, perusing the list of official ‘Bond songs’ is a blasty-blast. There are the expected big names who seem worthy of such an honor — Louis Armstrong, Shirley Bassey, Paul McCartney and Wings — and then there are several that make you realize we, as a society, tolerate a lot of shit when it comes to the cyclical nature of music. The 1987 Bond film The Living Daylights? It features a title track by A-ha. Take on that. Im also not sure who thought Jack White and Alicia Keys was a good pairing, and who the hell is Lulu? This pick, though, is given to Adele for her Oscar-winning rendition of Skyfall, by Adele and Paul Epworth.
  2. One of the good obscurities on the Bond title-song list, however, is The World Is Not Enough, performed by Garbage and written by Don Black and David Arnold. There may be some late nineties nostalgia factoring in here, but it’s a good tune — Garbagey and Bondy at the same time. The video, however, is very, very dumb. 
  3. Let’s go old-school for number three — Diamonds are Forever, performed by Shirley Bassey and written by Don Black (hi again, Don — you like girls named Shirley, eh?) and John Barry. Less campy than Goldfingahhhh, sultry, and mysterious.

BiP Contestants: This is what I think you smell like

You guys, you have to understand.

I write for work constantly. So when I get here, to my little safe spot, I reserve the right to write about the silly, the banal, and the strange.

Never before have I met that description quite this well, though.

As the Bachelor/ Bachelorette / Bachelor in Paradise crazy train continues to roll, I present to you a selection of BiP contestants … and their corresponding vintage fragrance.

This whole topic began with Tia, a contestant we first met on Arie’s cringe-worthy season, and whom I am convinced smells like Love’s Baby Soft.

I could be totally wrong; she could be a Chanel girl for all I know. But something about her soft wavy hair and ability to wear pastels without irony pointed my Ti-olfactory sense in Love’s direction.

Krystal is Electric Youth, a signature fragrance by Ms. Deborah Gibson. “Women who are looking for a fresh unique and vibrant aroma to express their true personality will find this fragrance an exciting option,” reads the official description for EY. “Packed with fruits flowers sweets woods and amber this perfume contains a blend of aromas to create a highly diversified scent.”

Kendall is Sun Moon Stars — the Lagerfeld fragrance I longed for in the early nineties but could never quite afford. According to fellow blogger Cleopatra’s Boudoir: “Karl Lagerfeld was inspired to create the perfume by his love of high quality paper.”

Bibiana is Candie’s – sexy and voluptuous.

Plus, you have to admit: the Candie’s ad campaigns of the nineties are very on-Bachelor-brand.

Chelsea is Lady Stetson. Classy, versatile, and a model, so hopefully she knows the trick to keeping a bolero level while traveling in a convertible (as above).

Annaliese is Sunflowers, that bright and just a little in-your-face scent (that I sported in high school.)

BONUS: Bekah M. kind of threw a wrench into my blogging plans by finding actual love and bowing out of BiP.

There’s no way Bekah isn’t a Charlie girl, though, and this ad from 1994 should put any doubt to rest:

https://youtu.be/-1J6MOxYCWQ

Man or Muppet: This season’s Bachelors are made of felt and ping-pong balls