Can someone please turn off the Asshole Beacon?

24 May

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What IS IT with this week?? Has anyone else been encountering some really poor examples of humanity lately? I’m at a loss.

This week started with a two-page rant left on the windshield of my car proclaiming me a bitch twice and ordering me ‘the hell’ out of the lot, which is for ‘people of this block.’

I do, in fact, live on that block but even if I’d just jack-knifed a car and sped off into the sunset, this note was harsh.

Fast-forward to barely intelligible member of a local VFW who, breathing Captain and Coke all over me as I tried to relax with an after-work IPA, asked me to help him publicize his town’s Memorial Day Parade. Done… except he’s knocked on my door twice, interrupted me while I was working to ask about the project, and to then tell me he doesn’t think I’m doing it right. The last I heard, he was slamming his fist on the table in frustration when Ben told him I was unavailable, as he walked by the culprit trying to take our week’s garbage to the curb. No good deed goes unpunished.

Now, here I am today quietly praying that we will get an ‘early dismissal’ from work on this, the Friday before a long weekend begins. But I am still trying to get some work done, and hey, it’s kind of neat work. We are planning a photo shoot for a national product here at the agency. We need a male model, 25 to 35, for said shoot. Great, I think. My friend INSERT JERK’S NAME HERE is the right look, age, and has already sent us his resume and headshot.

‘Send {Co-worker} your stuff, if you want,’ I wrote in an email. ‘I don’t know if we still have your packet from last year on file.’

The response came quickly and tersely.

‘What the #$%^ is with you?’ it begins. ‘Why do you think I’m a male model? It’s degrading.’

‘You sent us your information last year. Nevermind, I was just passing it along.’

‘You’re drinking too many wine coolers.’

Nice. There’s nothing I love more than having a totally benign request equated to what must be a result of my massive drinking problem.

Oh wait, we do still have your packet from last year JERK. To the shredder I go.

Wordless Wednesday: Boston Edition, Part 2

15 May

Golden Tones: Berkshire Lyric Celebrates 50 Years with Gala Concert

14 May
Robert Blafield Berkshire Lyric Theatre Pittsfield, MA

Berkshire Lyric Founder Robert Blafield, at piano, with Artistic Director Jack Brown.

Berkshire Lyric, a musical institution that took shape 50 years ago, will take the stage at Tanglewood’s Seiji Ozawa Hall in celebration of its golden anniversary with a gala concert on Sunday, June 9 at 3 P.M.

The 90-voice Berkshire Lyric Chorus will be joined by the Blafield Children’s Chorus in an afternoon of choral music from several centuries, ranging from the works of Handel, Mozart, and Beethoven to contemporary American works by Leonard Bernstein, Aaron Copland, Samuel Barber, and others.

The performance will be led by Berkshire Lyric artistic director Jack Brown and accompanied by Joe Rose, with a special appearance by Berkshire Lyric’s founder Robert Blafield who has written a new work for the occasion, to be performed by the choruses.

Guest soloist Maureen O’Flynn, an internationally acclaimed soprano, will join the Berkshire Lyric chorus in the Mozart piece Laudate Dominum. A native of Stockbridge and a former student of Robert Blafield, O’Flynn has performed in leading roles at major opera houses around the world, including the Metropolitan Opera.

“The chorus is excited to return to this elegant venue after having performed there several times in the early years of the hall’s opening,” said Berkshire Lyric Artistic Director Jack Brown. “This promises to be a very special afternoon with a look back at half a century of community music-making at the highest level.”

Ozawa Hall is one of the foremost concert halls in the world, having opened in 1994 at the Boston Symphony’s world famous summer campus in Lenox. For more information and to order tickets, please visit www.BerkshireLyricInfo.org. Tickets may be purchased by cash or check on the day of the event.

Berkshire Lyric has been a fixture in the Berkshire musical landscape for 50 years, beginning as a lyric theatre performance group. It has since grown to be the only multi-generational music performance and educational group in the Berkshires, providing scholarships, tuition-free education, and quality performance opportunities to Berkshire residents of all ages. As a non-profit, federally tax exempt charitable organization, Berkshire Lyric is supported in part by grants from local Massachusetts Cultural Councils, local corporations and gifts from individual contributors.

MET Madness

7 May

I feel like the media is taking more of an interest in the Haute Couture event of the year in New York, the MET Gala. That’s great, but many journos and bloggers seem to be missing the point. ‘MET Gala’ is short for Costume Institute Benefit  at The Metropolitan Museum of Art, and as such the event is designed to push the boundaries of fashion and treat clothing as art.

An event after my own party-planning heart, the MET Gala also always has a theme, this year tied to the opening of the Punk: Chaos to Couture exhibition.

There were a lot of interpretations of this theme on the red carpet, but I thought I’d throw my opinion into the ring because a lot of the ‘Best and Worst Dressed’ lists seem to be treating the gala as though it’s the Oscars. Some who brought the ‘punk’ theme home were lambasted for their wacky attire, while snoozefests who interpreted ‘punk’ as a slightly taller bouffant than usual were praised.

With that in mind, here are my theme-based picks for Best and Worst at the MET Gala this year:

Best Theme Hair

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Everyone’s been all over Miley for her spikes, but this is right on for a punk theme and a nice departure from the faux-hawk. I also heard she got flack for wearing a dress Kate Moss has worn publicly before… honestly, who cares remembers?  Honorable Mention: Ivanka Trump

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Best Theme Dress/outfit

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This one is proof I’m not choosing favorite actresses over favorite looks.

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Yes, SJP! She never shirks from a fashion dare, but this is so on-point for ‘Couture Punk.’ the Mohawk Hat alone could win Best Overall, but she’s also got some sick boots on. Honorable Mention: Madonna took any-old-thing out of her closet and still managed to smoke 99% of the crowd in the getting-dressed department.

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Worst Theme Hair

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What I hate about putting Elle Fanning in the worst hair category is that I love the dress – not the eyes, but the dress. The hair is just 11th grade Social Studies. Yawn.

Worst Theme Dress/outfit

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If the theme was ‘Vegetarian Space Princess’ I’d give it to her, but Gwyn is rocking little more than the ‘Live in Peace and Prosper’ look. Honorable Mention: J-Lo in the same dress she’s been wearing for 15 years.

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Worst Over-all Look

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What is this? She looks like she ripped a Renaissance painting off the wall and made a toga, then stopped off at Burger King for accessories. It’s an anachronistic trip through eighth grade history class. Honorable Mention: Renee Zellweger and anyone else who went balls to the wall boring.

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Wordless Wednesday: Boston Edition

24 Apr

Photos taken April 10, 2013

these tu lips

22 Apr
Kemble Inn Chef's Tasting Dinner

As spring unfolds and I continue to see fresh tulips everywhere I go, I was reminded the other day of a poem — or rather, a portion of a more epic poem — by Saul Williams. I’ve had his book S/he on my shelf for 15 years, but haven’t looked at it for at least a decade. Today I pulled it out to share ‘i presented’ and found myself enjoying the book again on a different level than ever before. It’s at times sad, but poignant — and while I saw it as shared angst in my early twenties, now I see the work more as thoughtful analysis of human emotions and interaction. Time doesn’t change words, but it does sometimes alter how we see them.
Poem by Saul Williams
Photos:
Tulip in a Teacup, Kemble Inn, Lenox, Mass., April 2013 (c)jcs
Easter Morning, The Village Inn, Lenox, Mass., March 2013 (c)jcs

PodCamp Western Mass. Turns Five

20 Apr

PodCamp Western Mass. 5 (PCWM),  convened on Saturday, March 30 at Holyoke Community College’s Kittredge Business Center.

PCWM, in short, is a full day of lively discussion, info-sharing, and plenty of documentation via smartphone, tablet, or laptop. The event welcomes anyone interested in learning more about social media and networking, from beginners to advanced practitioners. It’s one example of a PodCamp — an ‘unconference’ at which participants choose the topics they’d like to discuss. It’s worth noting that ours is the only PodCamp in the region and is organized by local volunteers… and, I suppose, worth noting that I say ‘ours’ because I’ve been there, like others, since the first PodCamp Western Mass., when our coffee set up left something to be desired.

It’s the democratic approach of PodCamp that is most important, though. It’s in line with the key tenets of social media and networking, which aim to involve everyone in a global conversation. Plus, I believe our world has always been a social one, and while technology is moving the medium forward, it’s still a very human phenomenon. ‘Real-life’ events like PCWM highlight that fact, and offer all types of people – extroverts and introverts alike – opportunities to both learn and teach.

PodCamps aim to promote education, innovation, and collaboration between new media enthusiasts and professionals of all types, including bloggers, podcasters, YouTubers, social networkers, and the people who read, watch, and listen to them. Anyone can also suggest or lead a session, and topics often include overviews of current and emerging new media tools.

I started the day with a session on Bitcoin lead by Joe Cascio. Through no fault of Joe’s, I must say in some ways Bitcoin, and its product Bitcoins, are  still a mystery to me, but it’s an intriguing concept to say the least.

In a nutshell — a very big nutshell — Bitcoin builds upon the notion that money is ‘any object, or any sort of record, accepted as payment for goods and services.’ Bitcoins themselves are digital, and therefore not tangible, but their value comes from the fact that there’s a finite number of them. This is about where I start to go cross-eyed … but the bottom-line is Bitcoins are digital currency that can be used for myriad types of purchases online.

I originally decided to check out the Bitcoin session because I’d been seeing the term popping up in the headlines recently, and not just in stories about social media. They’ve hit the news for two reasons: because they’re not regulated, they’ve become associated with what’s known as the Silk Road online — think eBay for drugs. But more importantly, they’re also gaining popularity in European countries like Cyprus, Spain, and other places with “shaky relationships to the Euro.”  Finally, it’s predominantly individuals, not businesses, who are using and trading Bitcoins but regardless the value has shot up to more than $90 a coin in recent months.

Introverts, Extroverts & Social Media

After the BitCoin session, it was on to something more soul-searching but no less informative –the Social Media for introverts and Extroverts session led by Val Nelson. Val specializes in ‘helping heart-centered people make their mark — despite any blocks about key strategies like networking and communications,’ as she says (well).  So, she was perfect facilitator for this session.

The big take-away of the day was that by most accounts, we live in an extroverted culture, but both introverts and extroverts contribute to the conversation. Extroverts gain energy from social interaction, Val explained, and can therefore seem more influential. Introverts, however, are often more thoughtful in their approach to communication, allowing concise, well-thought-out ideas to shine through.

Through a series of questions, we gauged as a group what we thought of introverts and extroverts in one-on-one situations, online, in front of groups, and at parties or functions. While we each had different opinions and levels of comfort, it was eye-opening to see how many similarities were shared. Introvert Karo and Extrovert me, for example, agreed that we network better online than anywhere else, even though we felt we brought different skills to the table.

Val also recommends the book Quiet by Susan Cain, which aims to ‘ show how dramatically we undervalue introverts, and how much we lose in doing so.’

…After lunch, catered for the second year by HCC’s culinary group, my brotha from anotha mutha Alfonso Santaniello and I two-timed the instruction of the Twitter 101 session. Our internet connection was slow, but we got a lot of great questions from the crowd and a few previously unimpressed people signed up to Tweet.

Then, back up the stairs to Social Media Therapy- in short, Resources, apps, and tips to help save our souls. The session resulted in some therapy-worthy, prophetic thoughts, though, like this one from Christine Pilch Mancini:

“Ask potential clients qualifying questions: What are you trying to achieve? Where do you want to go? A real #SM professional usually doesn’t call themselves an expert. We understand that we are “early adopters,” not gurus.”

The session also led well into a different seminar, Social Tools for Productivity, lead by Christine and Lesley Weber Lambert. This was another fantstic note-taking session that started  talking about #Animoto – this is an example! So fun!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57jTc5GJxIY … and wrapped with a subtle reminder that  users of voice-dictation apps and software don’t need to dictate punctuation when leaving a voicemail. “Hi, this is Lesley. Period.”

Another great tip:
CamCard, WorldCard Mobile, CardMunch- all apps that scan biz cards into your phone! #productivity.

Finale

The Slainte After-party

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