Olympic Superlatives: Fashion Edition

I’ve always been a sucker for a parade, and for themed outfits.

It stands to reason, then, that one of my favorite aspects of the Olympics is the unveiling of each country’s official uniform at the opening ceremony, be they good, bad, or downright ugly. Plus, the parade of nations is every athletes’ moment to shine; not all will go on to medal in the games, but they can rock their designer puffy coats all. Night. Long, and even again at the closing ceremony if they so choose.

So, let’s throw a little more pomp and circumstance at the ‘Games, and assign some superlatives to the world’s best ambassadors of winter wear.

Most Likely to be a Cadre of Stone Cold Assassins: New Zealand

Least Likely to be Mistaken for any Other Country: Canada

Most Likely to be Craving Fried Chicken, for Some Reason: Kyrgyzstan

Most Likely to be Filled with Delicious, Buttered Corn Ready for Popping: Australia

Most Likely to …I’m sorry, what were we talking about? Tonga

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