For that Ken and Barbie couple
Oh Etsy, you veritable trove of odd and unexpected. Only you could offer up this disturbing show of affection.
Spotted at: Babble
McLovin’ on a New Level
There’s something to be said for getting your loved one something they truly love for V-Day. And if your partner is super into McDonald’s hamburgers, yes, Virginia: there is a gift for that.
Fossil, for some reason, made a designer McDonald’s-themed watch — sorry, timepiece –at one time and you can still score one online for about $170.
Spotted at: Crafts n Clocks
Filled with Candy and Sadness
This one I love: the anti-Valentine Piñata. Festive, accurate, and appropriate for anger-management, if not slightly dangerous, depending on the bat.
Spotted at: Amazon
The Gift of Truth
When you still care enough to buy a gift but you just want them to stop it already.
Spotted at: Zazzle
Grab these, and whose is whose is up to you. You can go all-out with an entire bed set though, too, if you so choose.
Spotted at: DefineDesign
Cover Image: Eggplant Earrings for the emoji-lover in your world.
Spotted at: sucresucre